Cradle of Filth...are they glam?

[Ian Rich Rags]

Do what John? Roy Wood is just Gandalf's dad, you know it makes sense me ol' testicle! And wots this you got against Cookie and Jones? One of 'e,m show your Mrs a good time did he? Definately sounds a bit like sour grapes to me.

[JayStarr]

Gee, why do I sudenly flash back to my time in Sarf London when I was 14? Those double decker red transports! I walked into a pub and spoke to a girl who was there. I believe I visited the local Catholic Girlschool. 'Twasn't Belles of St. Trinians, that's for sure!

As for "Cookie," I hear that's what "Jonesey" calls him. I bet they both loved those "cowboys" tees!!

Hey, Guv! Kin yez gi'us a quid or three. Oh shite, flashback there!

[Ian Rich Rags]

As it 'appens I got a box of those homo cowboy t-shirts in me van. They're knock off from Paddy the Greek buy well kushty!